Wizardry Wanderers Pillows

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Obama of Oz.

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Dog Walker

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Carpet cleaner.

"Support the head!"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Book and magician

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon.'

Mark Morgan

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"The best spell is sneezing."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'A Concise map of world religions' ending with 'beer' in Australia

Yellow Brick Road.

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

'I'm off to see the gizzard.'

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

"Follow the yellow brick road"

Cheap flights

Through the Looking Glass - Army Stumbles over Itself