Wizarding Wanderer Pillows

Obama of Oz.

Road closed

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

OM, SWEET OM

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Dog Walker

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Drink Me.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

"I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter."

"Profits must be down."

Through the Looking Glass - The Unicorn and the Lion.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"Curious and curiouser."

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

Book and magician

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'