Wizard-loving Wanderluster Pillows

Yellow Brick Road.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Emma Watson

Obama of Oz.

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"All I see is more trees."

Streetcar in New Orleans

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

You are Here

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Fight or flight?"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Tourist Directions

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

Scarecrow Directions

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.