Wizard-loving Wanderluster T-Shirts

Yellow Brick Road.

World Tour.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Obama of Oz.

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Streetcar in New Orleans

"Fight or flight?"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

You are Here

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"All I see is more trees."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Tourist Directions

'How about a cold one?'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Scarecrow Directions