Wizarding Wanderlust T-Shirts

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Injured backpacker.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Obama of Oz.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"Something light and fluffy."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

Book and magician

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon.'

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."