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Quarantine for tourists

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

Student Backpackers.

'You're fast, Ted, but Steven is just so fascinating.'

'No, sir, there's no flight, motel or anything like that. This is what you purchased, right here. A travel package.'

Akme Travel: Here Today, Gone To Maui

'You had a long nap.'

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

Tourist Directions

"We really intended to visit Bloomington, but Clark refused to ask directions."

"We'd like to get away from it all - but where we could recharge our gadgets without adapters."

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

Prepping for Rerserve

Christ the Redeemer

New York Cab

Gates 1-14

Airline baggage check in with no custom

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'I don't know how you feel about it, but I'm thinking about moving to California and becoming a vegetarian.'

'That sounds like a nice place...'

Arrivals - On Time, Late, Early, Lost,

'Somewhere with good karma.'

World Tour.

'To world tour on your budget, sir, you'll have to join the navy.'

You are Here

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Airports across America"

"Well, we made it to Boston!"

“Now that you’ve stayed up all night trying to cram everything you need into a carry-on, and now that you’ve reconciled with the fact that your hair dryer had to stay behind, and now that you’ve frantically rushed through the airport with your cumbersome luggage in tow and made it through security and to the gate just in the nick of time, we’re going to make you check your bag anyway. Don’t worry, though — it’s complimentary.”

"All I see is more trees."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.