Winter Wanderluster T-Shirts

"...You've won a 5-day's trip to Copacabana Beach...!"

'How about a cold one?'

'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

'So how was your winter vacation? . . . That would explain the faint scent of oil/gas mixture you're wearing today.'

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"All I see is more trees."

The Snowcow

Streetcar in New Orleans

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

You are Here

"Fight or flight?"

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Tourist Directions

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Scarecrow Directions

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'