Winter Wanderluster Gifts

"...You've won a 5-day's trip to Copacabana Beach...!"

Snowman family with snow mother cleaning up mess left behind.

'How about a cold one?'

'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

'So how was your winter vacation? . . . That would explain the faint scent of oil/gas mixture you're wearing today.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

Snowmen Around The World...

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"All I see is more trees."

The Snowcow

"Fight or flight?"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Streetcar in New Orleans

You are Here

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Scarecrow Directions

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Tourist Directions

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'Somewhere with good karma.'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'