Wanderlusters Gifts

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"No, we do not wish to live with a family and learn to speak Serbo-Croatian."

'Dad, we've been South and North so many times... Can't we go East and West for a change?'

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

Happy First Day Of National Accordion Awareness Month

"...and sunny and mild for the next week. Wait. I've just been handed a revised forecast for the Whitleys' vacation."

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Hell: The Airport"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"All I see is more trees."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

"Fight or flight?"

You are Here

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Airbnb?"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Scarecrow Directions

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'How about a cold one?'

Tourist Directions

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.