Winter Wanderlusters Gifts

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

Snowmen Around The World...

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Buggy with Snowplow.

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"All I see is more trees."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

The Snowcow

You are Here

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Snowman Magic

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Tourist Directions

'Somewhere with good karma.'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'How about a cold one?'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Easter Island.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Winter Border Wall

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice