Winter Wanderlusters Pillows

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Buggy with Snowplow.

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"All I see is more trees."

You are Here

The Snowcow

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Snowman Magic

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Tourist Directions

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'How about a cold one?'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Easter Island.

Abominable Snow Dog.

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

Postman in the Snow

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Winter Border Wall

Arctic Caravan Breaks