Winter Wonderluster Gifts

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

People on a sledge

'Bless you!'

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

Winter shopping

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'The kids were so sweet...'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ice Skater

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Shaved Ice

At the "Ice-C-U".

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Rockefeller Center."

'It is too snowing!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'