Digital Wanderlusters Gifts

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

Dawing your Cellphone

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Cellphone Islands

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"All I see is more trees."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

You are Here

The Wiki Man.

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'How about a cold one?'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Tourist Directions

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

Easter Island.

Facebook maze.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Content Street Vendor

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