Digital Wanderlusters Mugs

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

World Tour.

Cellphone Islands

Dawing your Cellphone

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

You are Here

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"All I see is more trees."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'How about a cold one?'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Tourist Directions

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

Easter Island.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Content Street Vendor

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Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.