Tropical Wanderluster Mugs

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Hell: The Airport"

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"All I see is more trees."

Streetcar in New Orleans

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

You are Here

"Fight or flight?"

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Tourist Directions

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Scarecrow Directions

'How about a cold one?'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'Somewhere with good karma.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Easter Island.