Wanderlusters Mugs

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"No, we do not wish to live with a family and learn to speak Serbo-Croatian."

'Dad, we've been South and North so many times... Can't we go East and West for a change?'

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

"...and sunny and mild for the next week. Wait. I've just been handed a revised forecast for the Whitleys' vacation."

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Hell: The Airport"

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Fight or flight?"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

You are Here

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"All I see is more trees."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

Tourist Directions

Scarecrow Directions

'How about a cold one?'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'