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'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'He's at that stage where he tends to wander.'

Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Tourist Information Map in the Desert.

Information: You are a tourist.

Snake charming hitchhiker.

"Oh, I'm not a migrating bird: I just love to travel..."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Streetcar in New Orleans

"This is so nice. Our first night out since you became a flight attendant!"

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

Scarecrow Directions

The Travellers Rest

'If you must know Harriet; I'm heading for the Pacific Rim.'

'We're sorry that we're late, but we got lost.'

Stranded at airport

'Nowhere fast, next right.'

"Apparently I'm from New Heidelberg Springs, South Dakota,,,but just where the hell is that?"

"Fight or flight?"

You could have chosen anywhere for a vacation. I warned you Lapland is not what you thought it is.

"Damn – it's a local stop."

"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Motor Tourism

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Travelling

'It must be the dead sea.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

Introducing Piza Island.