Wall Wizards Pillows

"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

D.I.Y

Texturing the Walls

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Emma Watson

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Dog Walker

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Bricklayer

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Brick Red Paint...

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

The Water Diviner