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"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

D.I.Y

'You can't come in here with that.'

Texturing the Walls

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Dog Walker

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Bricklayer

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Brick Red Paint...

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

The Water Diviner

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'