Wizard Apprentice Gifts

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'She's still a novice yet.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Young Houdini

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Fairy tale

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'