Math Wizard In Training T-Shirts

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Genius Envy

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'