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'Nope, still can't whistle.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

As Seen On TV

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'Ref!!'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"We could start a band."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'He found a dog whistle.'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Boy blowing at crackers.

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

Blind Referee

Adam was convinced that if he self identified as a cat he would have cat-like reflexes.

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

Whistles

In-law country

Referee Whistle Music.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'