Whistling T-Shirts

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Whistles

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

Neat Trick.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I whistle while I work. Beats screaming."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Football Blockers.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Ref!!'

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

Referee

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

'He found a dog whistle.'

'I love the mornings...'

'He kicked me!'

Blind Referee

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

'You're dead on time for drinks-I didn't realise our whistling kettle was THAT loud!'

Referee Whistle Music.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'