Whistling Pillows

Boy whistling at crackers.

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

When Ernie gets a song stuck in his head, he doesn't have room for anything else.

Whistles

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

Neat Trick.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I whistle while I work. Beats screaming."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Ref!!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Football Blockers.

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Arsene Wenger

Referee

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

'I love the mornings...'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Boy blowing at crackers.

'He found a dog whistle.'

'He kicked me!'

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Blind Referee

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."