Whistling Wonder Pillows

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cat Reunion

Mantis Love

"This will be a tricky operation."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Phoenix

Dance.

Boy whistling at crackers.

"I hate it..."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Domestic Animals.

Ink Eraser

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Now that's art!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Garden genomes.

Wise Cracker

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Death Watch

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

"I thought you meant a football pool."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

They say I get 152 channels.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."