Whistling Wonder Pillows

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cat Reunion

Mantis Love

"This will be a tricky operation."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Phoenix

Dance.

"I hate it..."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Domestic Animals.

Ink Eraser

"Now that's art!"

Garden genomes.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Wise Cracker

Death Watch

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I thought you meant a football pool."

They say I get 152 channels.