Whistling Connoisseur Pillows

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'Ref!!'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"It's my new theory of human evolution. Survival of the Whiniest."

Sergei Rachmaninov

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Grange Hildegard.

'He found a dog whistle.'

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

Whistles

Whining about mask wearing

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Blind Referee