Whistling Connoisseur Mugs

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"It's my new theory of human evolution. Survival of the Whiniest."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

'He found a dog whistle.'

Grange Hildegard.

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Blind Referee

With the brain being next to the ears, Ernie's started dwearing plugs --- He's heard "intelligence leaks" have been a big problem recently.

Whistles