Whistle Appreciator Pillows

Bird sexual harassment.

'You're dead on time for drinks-I didn't realise our whistling kettle was THAT loud!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Teddy Time Bears

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Oscars 2024

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'It won't get airborne.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears