Whistle Collectors Pillows

Cow's straw

Jazz is Invented

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Six jazz instruments.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'Ref!!'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'I'm organic.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'