Ringtone Collectors Pillows

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

'Teenagers!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

Man awoke by phone in a dream

'You wanna finish with me, Dwayne? You mean you want your rings back?...'

"It's a retro ring."