Ring-tone Collector Pillows

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Gramaphone Man.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"...Nothing but rocks!"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

His master's voice

Henri Matisse

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Swiss-army rock...

One afternoon on mars.

"Who knew we even had a month?"