Ring-tone Collector Prints

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.

'Teenagers!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Music & Gym'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Swiss-army rock...

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

His master's voice

Henri Matisse

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

It

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

One afternoon on mars.