Ring Tone Enthusiast Pillows

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'He has a great left hook,'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.

Give. Bail out.

'Seven days' free approval or no - I tell you it's stuck!'

'Look, I'm getting married.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'