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"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'He has a great left hook,'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.

'Look, I'm getting married.'

'Seven days' free approval or no - I tell you it's stuck!'