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'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

Must be one of those underground bands.

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"Apparently, nobody thinks my 'coughing' ringtone is funny."

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.

Nokia tunes.

"You hired an orchestra? Can't you just download a ringtone like everyone else?"

''Clair De Lune' is my cell phone... that Yankee Doodle Dandy' I hear must be your cell.'

For safety reasons we recommend you use traditional ring tones when programming your phone.

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

Doctors' ringtones that flopped: Croak, Croak

"You coming out to play ringtones?"

We hail to your ambition, Congressman, but don't let the press hear 'Hail to the Chief' as your ringtone.

'THAT'S your ringtone? - I'd like you to take me home now.'

'Do you have a phone with the opening bell on Wall Street as a ring tone?'

"Sorry, I didn't know you were trying to call me. I thought it was the cat purring instead of the phone vibrating."

'It's so lovely to hear the holiday ringtones at this time of year.'