Vintage Ringtone Enthusiast Pillows

Boombox

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

"Saving the nation is cozy."

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"It's a retro ring."

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'