Vintage Ringtone Enthusiast Mugs

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

Boombox

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"Saving the nation is cozy."

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

"It's a retro ring."

"I'll take that one."

On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Television. It's a well-known fact that The Price is Right is the only television show that's worth watching. What most don't realize, though, is that it's a rip-off of my 1938 radio show "The Price is Wrong," in which I mocked and shamed and badgered department store managers into lowering their prices. Y'know? I'd actually listen to that show. What's a "department store"?

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."