Ringtone Collectors Gifts

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

'You wanna finish with me, Dwayne? You mean you want your rings back?...'

"It's a retro ring."

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.