Ringtone Aficionados Gifts

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"It's a retro ring."

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Catcall.

"That ringing in your ears. . . have you tried changing your ring tone?"

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

Now that would have made a great ringtone!