Ringtone Aficionados Prints

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

Catcall.

"It's a retro ring."

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.

Nokia tunes.

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

Now that would have made a great ringtone!