Ringtone Aficionado Gifts

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

For safety reasons we recommend you use traditional ring tones when programming your phone.

"You coming out to play ringtones?"

''Clair De Lune' is my cell phone... that Yankee Doodle Dandy' I hear must be your cell.'

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

"Everyone hates your ring tone."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"It's a retro ring."

Catcall.

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Now that would have made a great ringtone!