Ringtone Connoisseur Gifts

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Phone Hypnosis