Ringtone Researcher Gifts

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"Apparently, nobody thinks my 'coughing' ringtone is funny."

"It's a retro ring."

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

Catcall.

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.