Ringtone Lover Gifts

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Dance.

Zumba

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Football drummer

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

Krazee dancer yeah!