Ringtone Lover Gifts

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Dance.

Non Thought For The Day.

Zumba

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Larry King

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Graduation keynote speakers.

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

Football drummer

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'