Ringtone Enthusiast Gifts

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

I assigned everyone a different ringtone. Seriously?

" "I decided my life needs a soundtrack. So I programmed my phone to play specific tunes whenever certain people are nearby."

'Do you have a phone with the opening bell on Wall Street as a ring tone?'

'It's so lovely to hear the holiday ringtones at this time of year.'

Caller IQ.

'THAT'S your ringtone? - I'd like you to take me home now.'

We hail to your ambition, Congressman, but don't let the press hear 'Hail to the Chief' as your ringtone.

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"All your friends' ringtones are set to something fun. Why is mine set to something that's creepy and gloomy?"

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.