Ringtone Collector Gifts

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

Now that would have made a great ringtone!

Catcall.

A classical ringtone does not a cultured man make

"Oi ,let it ring. That's my favourite song"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"It's a retro ring."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"That ringing in your ears. . . have you tried changing your ring tone?"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

Whistles