Ringtones Collector Gifts

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

"Apparently, nobody thinks my 'coughing' ringtone is funny."

"It's a retro ring."

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"