Quirky Ringtone Collectors Gifts

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Crystal Ball Plug

'Too dressy?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Vampire afternoon tea.

'You caught it! You clean it!'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

Black Forest Collectibles.

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."