Quirky Ringtone Collectors Mugs

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Goldfish funeral

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Black Forest Collectibles.

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.