Ringtones Gifts

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"You'll never believe this! Chelsea Trubshaw has only downloaded her xmas ring-tones already!"

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"Hello! Hello? Oh...haha! That's my ringtone!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

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"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Catcall.

"It's a retro ring."

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

''Clair De Lune' is my cell phone... that Yankee Doodle Dandy' I hear must be your cell.'

Now that would have made a great ringtone!